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guys im going to cr y
my middle name starts with i and my first name is carla
my parents got me the license plate icarla
i cant drive my car anymore im leaving the country
GUYS THE PLATE CAME IN AND THE FUCKING GOVERNMENT MISSPELT MY NAME
MY LICENSE PLATE SAYS ICARLY ON IT
GUYS
WOW
I’m pretty sure you’ve reached Legendary Status when the God of Skating, Tony Hawk looses his shit
That’s literally the move Christ Air from the first tony hawk pro skater game
HE REALLY DID IT
holyFUCKING SHITso wait
someone literally had the balls of vibranium it takes to attempt christ air
in front of Tony Hawk
AND STUCK IT
jfc
Tony Hawk literally says “Are you kidding me” because that move from the video game is a made up move that know one thought would be humanly possible
Wow
imádom ezt
Makers of Tony Hawk Pro Skater: “Okay let’s do some silly shit called the Air Christ. It’s just a cool looking move no one will ever try it for real.”
Skater in the future: “I don’t even need you to hold my beer. Just get the camera ready….”
(via myblogthingiewastaken)
really wanna live in a peaceful seaside ghibli town with ambiguous european architecture and bakeries and maybe a field right outside of town where i can have picnics with the love of my life tbh
yeah and then tiny fish jesus (what my homeroom class calls ponyo) comes running at you on these goant water whales that are her children during a storm,,,
(via teepussilakana)
Goodnight to, the Admiral, actual Sasha, bitches who only listen to TMA after dark, people who have anxiety about death but put it aside somehow to listen to TMA, Jurgen Leitner, people who hate Elias Bouchard, bitches who want Tim to grow a brain cell, Martin Blackwood, Georgie Barker, Jonathan Sims (please go to bed Jon), bitches who have existential crises because of a statement, history bitches, academics who relate to Jon, TMA conspiracy theorists, Basira Hussain, people who ship JonMartin, and me, cause I’m going to fucking bed
Goodnight I guess
they never should have told y’all about brain chemicals
(via dis-contented)
Jon seriously just said “ yes Martin you are my reason”…IM GONNA TEAR MY HEART OUT
Me: i’m perfectly fine with the six week hiatus it’s always nice to take a breather
Me when it’s revealed that those six week are between me and more Georgie and Melanie content: Ah, just another one of Jonny’s little tests