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got the pale skin glasses and braces look going on cause I'm a cool kid.
kids: hey dad where are we going for our next vacation
me: well lets see kids
me: *throws dart at map of the world*
me: hm
me: another trip to the middle of the pacific ocean
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superwhovian11:

*frantically slams button*

superwhovian11:

*frantically slams button*

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thatfunnyblog:

The Simpsons was the most honest show out there

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onlinewifey:

spaghettihos:

REBLOG IF I SHOULD GET THESE TATTOOED ON MY NIPPLES

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1 million notes and i’ll do it

let’s ruin this persons life and reblog

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telapathetic:

i just wanna know what my house smells like to other people

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queen—mary:

celesti-l:

this is possibly the best transparent post ever u wont understand unless you drag it OMFg

it was so innocent at first. and then boom! hail satan.

queen—mary:

celesti-l:

this is possibly the best transparent post ever u wont understand unless you drag it OMFg

it was so innocent at first. and then boom! hail satan.

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escruciate:

i have the tendency to forget how to breathe when im close to beating my highscore

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rumour:

That boy u just called racist? His mom took away his Beats Headphones last week. Think before u speak

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jl7299:

hellolaurenlopez:

mad-hatter-with-a-box:

songofages:

kendronamore:

troylerkiss:

kendronamore:

Jfc is Canadia even real

I live in Canada and I’m not even sure.

60 notes in and no one has noticed that I spelled Canada wrong…nailed it

It’s ok the leader of our country also thinks its Canadia.

This land is a dream

THE GRAFFITI ONE

Welcome to Canada

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therainingkiwi:

10thcloctor:

you can’t even understand how many years i have waited for a picture like this you really can’t fucking understand

kiwis are always relevant on my blog.

therainingkiwi:

10thcloctor:

you can’t even understand how many years i have waited for a picture like this you really can’t fucking understand

kiwis are always relevant on my blog.

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